Marshall, Unfocused

The Internet is a glorious thing, providing hours of entertainment yet unfortunately fuels my attention problems. Mostly I am distracted by alternative music, social justice, magic the gathering, and ninja turtles.
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neptunain:

who is this person

camsfarts:

A god damn inspiration is who this person is.


This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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Oh but you can be so much more than that. #justicedtea  #existentialcrisis

Oh but you can be so much more than that. #justicedtea #existentialcrisis

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

I love this.

Posted 1 week ago With 57,511 notes

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I’m a citizen! #ilovela #voting #turnoutforwhat #rockthevote #votebymailcuzimlazyme

I’m a citizen! #ilovela #voting #turnoutforwhat #rockthevote #votebymailcuzimlazyme

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@Pomplamoose was so much fun. They give such a damn good live show. Thanks #ElReyTheater! #latergram

@Pomplamoose was so much fun. They give such a damn good live show. Thanks #ElReyTheater! #latergram

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

Tagged: #puns #lol

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My pal Alli dancing to the newies! #rebelbingo #girlswithglasses #glasses #bff

My pal Alli dancing to the newies! #rebelbingo #girlswithglasses #glasses #bff

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So excited to see @Pomplamoose at the #ElReyTheater #ilovela #pomplamoose #nofilter

So excited to see @Pomplamoose at the #ElReyTheater #ilovela #pomplamoose #nofilter

tinyfacts:

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  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

Posted 1 week ago With 111,676 notes

Tagged: #lol #Karl Marx

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Same Crime, Diff’rent Time

Same Crime, Diff’rent Time

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Read for the news article. Reblogged for the comments.

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