Marshall, Unfocused

The Internet is a glorious thing, providing hours of entertainment yet unfortunately fuels my attention problems. Mostly I am distracted by alternative music, social justice, magic the gathering, and ninja turtles.
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i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Pretty much.




This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

Improv everywhere.

Tagged: #improv #lol


The Case of the Package of the Bees

What have I just found…?!

Dog: An elephant’s best friend.

“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”

Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)

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"Mad Max: Fury Road" by George Miller (writer/director of the original Mad Max Trilogy)

Starring Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron


"Tusk" by Kevin Smith - movie trailer

Justin Long plays a podcaster who goes to an old sailor’s (Michael Parks’) house to record his stories only to find himself trapped, Misery-style, by the man.

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne (via newwavenova)

Posted 3 days ago With 72,777 notes




*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*ascends to a higher plane of existence*

*dances with self in computer chair, decides to reblog because likes*

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The Newsroom perfectly deflates the jingoist, nationalistic, and frankly ignorant view that America is the best country on Earth.


Seems like, with SDCC starting, this is a good message to put out there. “Nerds” “geeks” “gamers” “whathaveyou” are types of personalities, they are words to describe activities and interests. And these words are gender-neutral for a reason. Remember fellow nerds, we are in this together.

Falsehood - “…but words will never hurt me.”

Truth - Humans are a social animal. We constructed hundreds of languages for the explicit purpose of understanding each other. When one uses a word, the purpose is to communicate an idea. Therefore, using words meant to insult, denigrate, frighten, intimidate, or malign serves a clear purpose and is not something that “will never hurt.”

We live in a society where our words reach more people than has ever been possible in any previous point in history, thanks to mass communications. So choose your words carefully. Especially in English, one of the more robust languages, there is always, ALWAYS, a more considerate way to make an idea known (unless your idea is revolting, in which case, keep that to yourself.)

Is the "Red cares about artifacts" thing in M15 one of the places Red's color pie is being expanded for the future of Magic?



Red has always had a little “cares about artifacts”. More often than not it sacrifices them, but R&D cares in its own way.

I hope for more of this. Caring about artifacts is something that Blue could share with Red. Would a Red Fabricate effect be so bad? Red is the color of emotions, obsession with creating, building, achieving. Love to see more of this.

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Artwork from the TMNT: Legend of Yokai art exhibition, which is an ongoing project exploring the mythical origins of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Illustrations by: Jose Emroca Flores, RudcefAurelio LorenzoTomer Hanuka, Yulia Brodskaya, Jorge CoelhoChris B. MurraySaturno, Amanda Visell & Jesse Phillips


I don’t believe I ever posted my Demon Prince Field Guide that I did a few years back for a school project. All of them are done with coffee, ink, and alizarin crimson on 140lbs cold press watercolor paper.

I had so much fun designing these guys!

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